Stay Signed In
Do you want to access your site more quickly on this computer? Check this box, and your username and password will be remembered for two weeks. Click logout to turn this off.
Stay Safe
Do not check this box if you are using a public computer. You don't want anyone seeing your personal info or messing with your site.
Do you want to access your site more quickly on this computer? Check this box, and your username and password will be remembered for two weeks. Click logout to turn this off.
Stay Safe
Do not check this box if you are using a public computer. You don't want anyone seeing your personal info or messing with your site.
j
My Pages
Home Page
The Wife
The Mistress
'Old Morris'
Marky Mark
"The Kids"
Other "Beasts of Burden"
Breaking News Archive
Built "Ford Tough"
Motivational Posters
Live Chat Page!!!
Guestbook
Profile Page
In Memory
Pedro the Pool Boy
The "EX"
Home Page
The Wife
The Mistress
'Old Morris'
Marky Mark
"The Kids"
Other "Beasts of Burden"
Breaking News Archive
Built "Ford Tough"
Motivational Posters
Live Chat Page!!!
Guestbook
Profile Page
In Memory
Pedro the Pool Boy
The "EX"
This Day in History
Free content
provided by The Free Dictionary
Today's Birthday
Free content
provided by The Free Dictionary
Where are you??
2324 hits
(not really...lol...!!)
Armed Robbers Steal Priceless Finger Painting "The Doggie" From Unguarded Refrigerator
(Milford, CT) - Residents of Milford, CT are fearful after a brazen daylight heist of priceless finger paintings from a local kitchen. Eyewitnesses said they saw two armed men running away from the scene shortly after the robbery was reported.
Five year old finger painting prodigy Michael Wallace donated
the paintings to his family refrigerator last week, and people
have been coming from as far away as three blocks over to
admire his precocious talent.
"He's just so talented, that boy is," says 85 year old neighbor
Laura Wilkerson. "He comes over once a week and gives me a
new painting. I give him a Werther's Original and a quarter. I
think it's obvious who's making out in that deal."
The centerpiece of the Wallace refrigerator collection was "The
Doggie", a likeness of Michael's dog Cocoa Puffs. According
to those that viewed it prior to the robbery, it was commonly
described as "definitely looking like a doggie."
Michael says he thinks he knows who's behind the robbery. "Sharon [Michael's eight year old sister] says Mommy likes me better cause I can paint. She said she was going to throw away my paintings."
Detectives looked in nearby trash bins, but were unable to turn up the missing artwork, and are now leaning hard on Michael, operating on the theory that he stole them himself, in order to collect the insurance money.
"That kid's pretty tough to crack, especially for a five year old. Thus far, we've only been able to get him to admit to wetting the bed and being a member of al Qaeda. We're confident that we'll figure out what he did with the paintings."
Wallace's parents have appealed to "America's Most Wanted" host John Walsh to help solve the heist. They describe the paintings as "more valuable" than any of their possessions, with the possible exception of Mrs. Wallace's birth control pills.
Five year old finger painting prodigy Michael Wallace donated
the paintings to his family refrigerator last week, and people
have been coming from as far away as three blocks over to
admire his precocious talent.
"He's just so talented, that boy is," says 85 year old neighbor
Laura Wilkerson. "He comes over once a week and gives me a
new painting. I give him a Werther's Original and a quarter. I
think it's obvious who's making out in that deal."
The centerpiece of the Wallace refrigerator collection was "The
Doggie", a likeness of Michael's dog Cocoa Puffs. According
to those that viewed it prior to the robbery, it was commonly
described as "definitely looking like a doggie."
Michael says he thinks he knows who's behind the robbery. "Sharon [Michael's eight year old sister] says Mommy likes me better cause I can paint. She said she was going to throw away my paintings."
Detectives looked in nearby trash bins, but were unable to turn up the missing artwork, and are now leaning hard on Michael, operating on the theory that he stole them himself, in order to collect the insurance money.
"That kid's pretty tough to crack, especially for a five year old. Thus far, we've only been able to get him to admit to wetting the bed and being a member of al Qaeda. We're confident that we'll figure out what he did with the paintings."
Wallace's parents have appealed to "America's Most Wanted" host John Walsh to help solve the heist. They describe the paintings as "more valuable" than any of their possessions, with the possible exception of Mrs. Wallace's birth control pills.
The priceless photo in question
